Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
there was a trapeze. enough said
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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