this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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