I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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