i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i think i have herpe
just one?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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