hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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