with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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