its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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