Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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