we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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