You can't special order awesome
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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