i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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