he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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