why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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