Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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