I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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