I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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