You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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