I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Randomize