at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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