What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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