the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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