dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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