Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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