mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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