he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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