You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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