The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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