I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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