This is not my ceiling
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Randomize