My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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