Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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