this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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