so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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