You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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