i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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