I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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