Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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