kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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