ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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