After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I came so hard my ears popped.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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