Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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