Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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