Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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