About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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