Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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