Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
either way he was missing a nipple.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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