there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Sponge bath it is.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
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Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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