He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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