I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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