Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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